My perspective from this place on Earth- Rochester, NY. :-)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Cool Timecapsule


I read that an interesting time capsule is slated to be unearthed very soon in Oklahoma City.
The time capsule is a 1957 Plymouth Belvedere that was entombed in 1957 (in pristine/new condition) along with some other documents, including contest entries in which participants guessed the population of Oklahoma City in 2007! The closest entry would win the entombed Belvedere, assuming they were still around!!

Well, as city representatives now prepare to unseal the Belvedere from its 1957 time capsule, many local residents are speculating about the results of the contest- will the "winner" come forward? Will anyone related to the time capsule project come forward? Thus far, despite ads in the local Oklahoma City paper, no one involved in the project back in 1957 has come forward.

It just may be that the only one to come forward from that time capsule adventure may be the 1957 Plymouth Belvedere. But, will it be intact or rusted away form it's prior land-yacht glory?

Personally, I hope I see a follow-up to that story to find out what sort of figures people submitted as 2007 population guesses!

Monday, January 15, 2007

Humpies on the loose.. In a pidgeon den

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Cape Vincent, NY Nuke Testing

The Humpies Wish YOU a Storm Salutation!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Scientists create monkey that GLOWS

Potentially creepy "Brave New World" sort of stuff, check this out:

Scientists create glowing monkey, WASHINGTON -- Pushing science to the brink of altering humans, scientists have created the world's first genetically modified primate -- a rhesus monkey with jellyfish DNA that glows in the dark.

The advance suggests the possibility of making customized primates for medical research. Researchers said they hoped the technique would help them produce monkeys with Alzheimer's disease, breast cancer and other ailments against which new therapies or vaccines may be tested.

``There are fantastic discoveries now being made from studies of human diseases in mice,'' said Gerald Schatten, who with Anthony W.S. Chanled the research at the Oregon Regional Primate Research Center in Beaverton. ``We're optimistic that genetically modified primates can translate some of those discoveries in mice safely and swiftly to people.

'Mice have been genetically modified in labs and used for medical research for decades, but the new research proves that scientists can now successfully tinker with the chromosomes of a close genetic cousin to man.

``This is a step in the direction of working with an animal that is closer in biology to humans,'' said Dr. Phyllis Leppert at theNational Institutes of Health, which funded the research.

She said mice have their limits when scientists try to apply experimental results to humans. Rhesus monkeys, however, share roughly 95 percent of their genes with humans, she noted.

Although the approach has proven very useful for genetic research, ithas stirred fears that similar techniques might someday be used to add desirable traits to human embryos, heralding a new era of "designer babies.'' (scary!)

Already, many fertility clinics offer tests that allow parents to choose embryos free of unwanted traits (such as disease genes) or carrying desirable traits (such as a tissue type that will make the newborn a useful organ donor for a sibling). But although some coveted human genes have been discovered, no one has actually inserted such agene into a human embryo. That's because of ethical concerns -- and because there has not been a monkey model on which to practice.

The gene-altered monkey, born in Oregon last October and described intoday's issue of the journal Science, is endowed with jellyfish genes.The jellyfish DNA has no medical value but is a popular tool with genetic engineers because it makes animals glow green when they're exposed to blue light, offering quick and dramatic evidence that agene-transfer method works.

"What is of interest, I think, in Gerry Schatten's work, is thepossibility that one could learn about certain types of diseases inways that we really couldn't in humans,'' said Patricia Backlar, anethicist at the Oregon Health Sciences University. "But there's also the issue there that maybe we shouldn't do this on non-human primates,'' she said. "That's an issue. I can't resolve it for you.''

Some critics opposed to genetic modification of human kind's close cousins are concerned about a slide down a slippery ethical slope.

"Before it was mice. Now, monkeys -- both cloned and gene-altered,'' said Eric Kleiman, research director of Defense of Animals, an international animal advocacy group based in Mill Valley, Calif. "It's pretty clear who is next. And it will be just as reprehensible when people are manufactured to suit experimenters."

Schatten said he opposed any human applications.

To engineer the monkey, Schatten's team stuffed copies of a foreign gene into specialized viruses and injected those viruses into hundreds of unfertilized monkey eggs.

The method is not very efficient. Of 222 gene-altered eggs, 126 grewinto embryos in laboratory dishes. Of 40 embryos that were transferred to 20 surrogate mothers (two embryos per mother), just five pregnancies resulted -- one of them twins. Of those six fetuses, three were born live. And only one of those -- named ANDi, a backward abbreviation for "inserted DNA'' -- contained any jellyfish genes.

"This is proof of principle,'' Schatten said. "The jury is still outas to how or even if non-human primates should contribute to thediscovery of molecular medical cures.''

Jay Leno Reconsiders Retirement After Georgia Woman Sets Boyfriend's Crotch On Fire

BURBANK, CA—Despite having announced plans to retire as host of The Tonight Show in 2008, Jay Leno admitted yesterday that he was "having serious doubts" about leaving the TV show after coming across a recent news item in which a Georgia woman doused her philandering husband's groin in kerosene and set it aflame. The veteran comedian said the incident would provide a wealth of material for "many, many years to come." "Boy, talk about keeping your marriage exciting," said Leno, who claimed he had already assigned 19 of his top writers to the story. "It's John Wayne Bobbitt all over again—crotch violence set in the South. If I leave it for Conan [O'Brien], he'll just do two or three really good jokes and then drop it. What a waste." The victim, 32-year-old Kenny Garver of Athens, GA, was unavailable for comment due to the blistering third-degree burns covering 70 percent of his body.

Sucker-Footed Bat Discovered.. Cool!


January 8, 2007—This newly discovered bat is an exemplar of stick-to-it-iveness—in more ways than one.
Scientists were conducting fieldwork in the fast-disappearing forests of Madagascar when they found this new species of bat with sticky suckers on its feet and thumbs.
The creature, dubbed Myzopoda schliemanni, uses the adhesive organs to scale the large, broad leaves of tropical plants where it roosts.
Only one other species of sucker-footed bat is known to science, and it too makes its home on the large African island (see Madagascar map).
But the newfound mammal lives only in Madagascar's dry western forests, while its cousin is found in the more humid woodlands to the east.
The international team of scientists who made the find suggests that the new bat may be uniquely adapted to Madagascar's vanishing forests.
Only eight percent of the country's original forest cover remains, the scientists estimate, as farmers burn large swaths to make way for farmland and cut down trees for fuel.
But the sparse, scorched land left behind by this destruction is prime habitat for the traveler's palm, a hearty plant whose big, slick leaves require a certain sticky touch.
That Myzopoda schliemanni seems to have adapted to the devastation is a sorry testament to the state of Madagascar's forests, the scientists say. But it also suggests that the rare bats could be out of the woods when it comes to their extinction risk.
"For now, we do not have to worry as much about the future of Myzopoda," Steven M. Goodman, field biologist from Chicago's Field Museum who led the research, said in a statement.
"We can put conservation efforts on behalf of this bat on the back burner, because it is able to live in areas that have been completely degraded."

Aint Bush GRAND!


That Bush speech tonight was great! Excellent (ha!) job R-E-A-D-I-N-G the tele-prompter, you couldn't look more robotic if someone shoved a 4-foot metal rod up your a@@!

PEOPLE: KEEP YOUR SHIRTS ON IN WINTER!


Attention all Northeast residents: I know this mild winter weather may have some of you starting to think a little irrationally. But PLEASE, do not flock to the beaches in your Speed-O's and Thongs due to seasonal-anamoly-induced insanity. Spare the innocent victims the emotional scarring this will cause (see photo!)
Please, please, just stick with football games, chicken wings, and beer..INSIDE the confines of your homes or "sports" lairs in basements. If you do have to travel outside, please be sure to cover your legs AND torso with as much clothing as possible!
This has been a public service announcement from "Friends for a Better America" (body-mass subdivision office, Bedeukia, AL)



Come on people, it's JANUARY, hide the buddhas!!










My new vacation home

purchased a new vacation house in The Phillipines. I know, you are probably asking "How the HELL can a pathetic slag like YOU afford a vacation home, let alone one in the Phillipines?!"
Well, I found out that you can buy fishing boats that washed ashore during Typhoons! Not only can you buy them, but they are dirt cheap!! I picked up my 85 foot trawler for a mere $200 (US Dollars) in exchange for buying the villager whose house it's currently parked on a new roof, and cleaning the sewage that fell on the street signs from the boats shitter! EASY!!!
I am going to spend my first holiday in my new "vacation home" for my birthday in March.
Check out a picture of my new vacation home:


Thursday, January 04, 2007

Rochesterm NY Downtown Revitalization Discord

City officials here in Rochester, NY are contemplating the fate of the first indoor mall in America- Rochester's "Midtown Plaza Mall"

It has been estimated that it will take over $50 million to destroy and clear the complex, and over $140 million to renovate it.

A story in our local paper about the possible future of Midtown Plaza, including a proposed "Italian Shopping Theme" renovation, was met with DOZENS of reader comments posted on the website of the Democrat and Chronicle below the story-- http://www.democratandchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070103/NEWS01/701030357/-1/archive1

What I found interesting, but not surprising, is that public comment indicates no consensus as to WHAT to do in respect to Midtown Plaza, and the plight of reviving downtown Rochester in general. Many divergent opinions vehemently expressed by many different people. In the end public comment seems to indicate that Rochester is a very divided city in respect to our future and how to revitalize our urban center.

This expression of public discourse reinforces the reality that consensus is a damn hard premise to reach. And, once a decision is driven forward, there will be many vocal critics proclaiming that the decision sucks for one reason or another!

What bothers me more than disagreement is that it seems to me people, more than ever, are very hostile and bitter in their disagreement-- taking aim as much, and often more-so, at the people behind issues than the issues themselves! That sort of patent negativity is wrong and it only pollutes the cohesion of society.

I hope that the people of Rochester find pride in our city and the desire to be part of revival in whatever form it emerges in 2007 and beyond. Rochester, NY has a proud history and deserves a vibrant future.

My dream- come together, right now, for Rochester. Let's make this city memorable in the "history" books of the future!

Cheers to dreams of revitalization and vibrance

Monday, January 01, 2007

New Years Resolution

I usually don't make New Years Resolutions because i'm too dense to conjure an educated theory on improvement.. That may actually reach fruition!

This year, I have a resolution. I just developed it actually, I know it's a little late but i'm going to keep it since it affects my health and well-being.

I recently discovered that when I take vitamins with a bowl of cheerios and milk, I break out in a really nasty reaction-- my head turns red like an old stove-top, my neck and body get speckly and itchy, and I get red rings around my knees! It's funny, and weird at the same time, and also uncomfortable since it itches and makes my head feel REALLY hot!

I first discovered this funky reaction about two weeks ago. I assumed it was purely the vitamins and tested that theory over the next week- taking just vitamins. No problems there. Today, forgetting all about the possiblity of the Cheerio/milk link to the rash, I had a big bowl of (frosted) Cheerios with my vitamins. Hello Mr. Red Face!! The rash is back again.

Since I can only assume it is some sort of interaction between the Frosted Cheerios (and milk), and one (or more) of the vitamins, I am resolving to AVOID that combination of items in my future. Unless, I feel like I need to look like I just went to the tanning salon and fell asleep in the booth for a few hours!

I feel happy that I actually have a resolution for the first time in my life. What a sense of accomplishment, YES! And I think I can stick to this one too. We'll see, Frosted Cheerios are pretty tempting, atleast to me!