My new vacation home

purchased a new vacation house in The Phillipines. I know, you are probably asking "How the HELL can a pathetic slag like YOU afford a vacation home, let alone one in the Phillipines?!"
Well, I found out that you can buy fishing boats that washed ashore during Typhoons! Not only can you buy them, but they are dirt cheap!! I picked up my 85 foot trawler for a mere $200 (US Dollars) in exchange for buying the villager whose house it's currently parked on a new roof, and cleaning the sewage that fell on the street signs from the boats shitter! EASY!!!
I am going to spend my first holiday in my new "vacation home" for my birthday in March.
Check out a picture of my new vacation home: