"Happy Feet" A conspiracy?

REALITY VS. DISCO PENGUIN FUNK!


I have a theory that the cutesy new movie "Happy Feet" was created as a response to the somber (and accurate) portrayal of penguins in the movie "March of the Penguins" to influence impressionable kids to ameliorate concerns about global warming and the harsh impact upon our animal friends in the world!

Here's the reasoning behind my HAPPY FEET conspiracy theory: I saw an ad for Happy Feet tonight that went a little like this.. The ad opens with what looks like a scene from March of the Penguins and a voice-over says "Think Penguins have it tough? THINK AGAIN!" Then, it flashes to a cutesy little scene from Happy Feet in which Penguins are dancing (like you know they do) like a bunch of amped up freaks at a disco having a good old time! Ohhhhh RIGHT, that's what a penguins life is really like. Gosh darnit, why did that March of the Penguins lead me astray and make me think they had it so rough?! I knew the whole time that penguins have a cool life of disco dancing and basking in the sun, a polar Club Med!

Yup, forget about global warming kids, forget about loss of habitat and the harsh realities of life for the other inhabitants of this planet-- "THINK AGAIN!" Forget all that crap and re-focus on toys, instant messanging, and disco-lovin' penguins. That's the American Way baby, DELUSION!

I know i'm a little crazy, well maybe a lot crazy, but I think something STINKS with Happy Feet and it's not a bad case of Penguin foot fungus! Or, it could just be innocent entertainment.. YOU make the call